Class Assignment: We asked our company to write a short story or poem around the theme "Easter Bunny." We think you're going to love some of the assignments we got back....
SARAH HUNT
AN EASTER POEM
I once had a rabbit named Mabel
Who lived in a box in our stable
Then one morning I saw
She was not in her straw;
She was served up with rice on our table.
KRYSTINA ALABADO
The Easter bunny scared me
When I was short and small
But then he left me presents
So i shut up and loved them all
JULIE BENKO
Easter At My House
By Jew-Jew-Jewlie Benko
Those Easter Egg hunts were so fun—GOTCHA!
At my house we hunted the afikomen (matzah).
We never expected the Easter Bunny.
Instead I heard, “Get the door for Elijah, honey!”
The non-painted, hard-boiled eggs that we ate
Looked just like the one on the seder plate.
We’d remember our people’s return to Zion,
And say “Happy Passover! Drink up! L’Chaim!”
ANTHONY LEE MEDINA
I had an Easter Bunny
It's name was Darla
It died of constipation.
True story. 
JULIE DANIELSON
When my brother was in high school, he was hired to dress up as the Easter Bunny in the mall.
He's 6 foot 4.
STEFFI D
"Tomorrow, I'm bringing Scissors!"
A Short Story, by Steffi D
One fine day, Ilse met the Easter Bunny at the stage door and he really liked her haircut.
And so, she exclaimed: "Tomorrow, I'm bringing scissors!", to which the Easter Bunny answered: "For God sake, Ilse, no! I love my haircut as it is!"
The next day, dark into the night, when the Easter Bunny was sleeping, Ilse took a pair of scissors and cut one of his ears shorter than the other to give him the crooked, uneven, bob look...
She didn't get any treats from him that year...
She will never get any treats from him ever again.
MARQUES WALLS
Melchior: You know, it's something I've been thinking a lot about.
Wendla: The day laborers?
Melchior: (Laughs) No. Easter. What do you think Wendla. Can the Easter Bunny really make a difference?
FREDDY HALL
Bunny is boppin around your house leaving chocolate
Under the kitchen table and hiding eggs that are really hard to find and sometimes you
Never really find them, or you do in like,
November
Yet, it's still a blast and you can't help but have a good time!
THE COMPANY OF SPRING AWAKENING WISHES ALL OUR FANS A VERY HAPPY PASSOVER/EASTER/VERNAL EQUINOX!
DVR alert for next week: If you're in Toronto, In anticipation of Kyle's return to the Tour, Bravo Canada will re-air "Kyle Riabko: The Lead" Monday, April 13 @ 8e/5p and Friday, April 17 @ 7e/4p).
16 comments:
I love you guys so much! These were great. I really loved Steffi's and Julie's!
agreed! they were all very 'special', but being a Jew I had to appreciate Julies, and Steffi's was just so perfect!
Haha. All of them were awesome. I especially liked Anthony's and Freddy's.
why are some of these poems so dark? What did the bunny ever do to you?!
Julie Benko is amazing.
Julie=<3
Haha. Freddy Hall's and Anthony Lee Medina's were the best!
I like Freddy's and Julie's too.."or you do, in like, November." ha ha so true...
Also love Sarah's, who wins in terms of keeping most closely to a limirick rhyme scheme and meter (and I think is pretty hilarious).
These are awesome!!
Julie, from one Jew to another, I'm so pleased that there's a Pesach poem on here. Happy Passover and Easter to everyone!!
Haha. These are made of win. This cast is pretty much amazing. :D
OMG. Anthony Lee Medina is made of win and awesome. So is Steffi.
YOU ALL ARE! SPRING AWAKENING TOUR CAST = WIN AND AWESOME!
Only 14 days left for me. Eek!
Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony . . . that was unique and different . . .
yes! also being a jew julie's was the best!!
lol, loved all of them, but anthony's made me laugh, XD
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